Cool
Thank you
My admiration
Master Ho, the plaster still wet
And you are leaving?
It will dry up
I have to pick someone up from the 4 o'clock flight
But it is hardly 2
My happiness depends on it
Don't forget, sit on one buttock when you shit
Then can I wash my bottom?
There are still two hours
No need to hurry
Have a cup of black coffee first
Others have their daughters I have a daughter
But what I've got is a disobedient daughter
You sure you couldn't find a better husband
The food here is inedible
Please, a cup of black coffee
And I thought I would have a fun trip
I should give up the idea
Mom, Thailand is hot
The one you joined was a deluxe tour
Everything first class
Your mom went to Japan
But I could only go to Thailand
What a filial son-in-law
His mom paid for her own trip
If you couldn't afford it You should have said so
I didn't force him to
I said my flight touched down at 3 o'clock
And you weren't here at 2:30
I thought I had no one to pick me up
You wanted me to just wait here
Then go home by myself?
'Up-
We didn't know the flight would arrive early
We took a taxi here all the way from Yuen Long
You still talk back?
Look at you
You look like a mango
You know I don't like yellow
But you have to wear this colour Just to give me an eye-sore
You want me to turn blind?
Not only that
I want to strangle you as well
You witch, you just shut up!
Let us go
He is crazy
Bravo... Thank you...
Thank you, sir
My pleasure
Pick you up? You wish!
Me picking you up?
I am sorry
It is you, Yu Gau
Master Ho, it is you
Why kept looking down at the ground? Money to pick up?
I thought you were going to pick up your ID card in Admiralty
Yes
But Brother Shui said I could pick it up here in Sun Po Kong
But actually I can't
Now I have to go to Admiralty
Ho Shui that rascal, like father like son
I am free, let me take you there
But I thought you had to go to the airport
Picking her up?
I won't bother
Why you stepped on me?
What? Go eat yourself!
What a witch!
Eat yourself?
Well? The traffic jam has not got better?
Right
All the way to Kwun Tong
Have another lemon squash and a tan
So early?
The traffic was smooth
Just took me 5 fives from Kwun Tong to the airport
Sit over here
You kept pressing lemon squash on me
lam a bellyful of water
You rascal, what are you up to?
Not me, that rascal
Rascal?
Please, another one
It is herbal tea, not chicken soup
It is only good for heatness
lam now a ball of fire
The herbal tea I just took is boiling inside
Can you hear the bubbling?
Fiery when young, grumpy when old
With a temper like yours
You will become an angry old man
Not my temper's fault
That rascal stood me up
We said we would meet at the airport
I have waited for him for 2 hours
I will beat him into a pulp when he comes back
What is it?
Don't worry, not lightning
Renovation upstairs
It has been two hours
You tell me where he has gone
Something unexpected has happened
I wish it were amnesia
Come on, don't be so mean
He is the only father you've got
It must be fun
If there is the chance
I would like to go to your native place
What fun? Could I join in?
I was telling Uncle Ying
My native village is by the seaside
Big sea turtles go there to lay eggs
It is fun
Turtles?
You don't have to go to the her native village
We have one here
Big turtles?
That can lay eggs and swim
And know bonesetting too
You rascal, so you made such a circuitous way to insult me
I can be direct too
Shui, he is your father
If he weren't, I wouldn't have bothered
What's the big deal?
So I didn't pick her up
Fine, if I were a turtle What would that make you?
Shredded pork fired noodles
It doesn't make sense
And you have sense?
You think about it
You think carefully about it
Why did I do it for? Not for me
It was for you
At my age I don't need a mother anymore
But you need a wife
You need a wife to spend your life with
Not to go out with
Brother Shui, I think you are mistaken
We father and son are talking here
I don't need some outsider to chip in
Rascal
Yu Gau...
All dead...
And the fish, it was terrible
Shui
You promised you would water the plants and feed the fish, really
You ask him
Rascal?
Mind your words What?
Old Hen What?
I sometimes really want to kill you
But I have never thought of killing any of your things
You mind what you say
If you had not sneaked into there to watch the videotape and dropped the key
I could have got in to water the plants
You rascal
Where is your loyalty? You betray your own father
You are man or not?
I am not
But at least I won't drive my own wife away
Ho Siu Ying!
How could you be so despicable!
You think you can get away by hiding in your room?
Let me scold the hell out of him
He is in hell already, let him
But you...
I scolded him
Since I was at it, let me go on
You just sit here, let me go in
You think about it, you could marry a woman like mother
You were fortunate indeed
Stop pestering me, I am angry here
There are so many people outside
I couldn't lose face
I had to maintain my dignity
You couldn't lose face, what about me?
You had to maintain dignity, what about me?
Well...
I have another score to settle with you
If I were turtle, what would that make you?
Turtle egg Bingo
So what if you are his father?
You have forgotten
He was hardly ten years old
And he caught you with your pants down
How would he respect you ever again?
It has been busy in the police station?
Yes, we have to conduct anti-vice Operations
Anti-vice?
H ow?
Some of our men have to be undercover johns
I am responsible for the arrest only
Go take a shower
Shower, right
Freeze! I am a cop
You scared the hell out of me
Your son adores you
Son
Ching
I won't be home for a week
Why?
I have to handle a big case
It is confidential
I understand
Understand what?
My daughter-in-law is a model wife
To marry you
She fell out with her mother
She now lives frugally
She could have lead a pampered life
Pa, as a man you should know
She is such a good wife
Sometimes the fun is gone
That's your excuse?
It was your excuse to go to such women
And acquire such diseases?
Pa, let me stay here for a few days
Once I get well, I will go back
You think I wanted to go?
I had to go with my colleagues
What's your zodiac sign?
Ox
If an ox doesn't want to drink
It is no use leading it to the water
What is he doing inside?
The newspaper is two days old
It is something between them father and son
May be we should shut up
What have I said?
Shui saw it with his own eyes
Shui
How come your mom would go up that day?
My daughter was brought up well
Seeing that her father-in-law lived alone
She took him soup once a couple of weeks
Yes, my mother was very caring
She took soup to grandpa all the time
I remember I once asked her, mom...
How come Grandpa calls Pa a sluggard?
Your pa is not a sluggard
He wouldn't pick up bonesetting
Grandpa is disappointed in him
Grandpa must have gone for morning tea
Mom, Pa is inside
Inside? Yes
Ching...
I meant to turn a new leaf
But I had a cup too many
You saw her
The woman was a far cry from your mom
If I were not drunk
I would not have gone to bed with her
Just eat crow, it can still be salvaged
I have made such a big mistake
Unless she will forgive me
Otherwise, it is no use to go and beg her to come back
Few women are as stubborn as your daughter
She could go to the States by herself just like that
You know what it means by heart-broken
And heartless too
Shui was so small then
That's my daughter
Back then she insisted in marrying that rascal
She wouldn't be dissuaded
She loves with all her heart
And she hates with all her heart
If so, she should have sought divorce
Right, she has not divorced me
So there is still hope
I give others the impression
That I am an immoral woman?
Well... That means yes
I don't know how
To make the world not to see me that way
The world?
The world? You sure ask for a lot
Yes, I am
But you know
There really is nothing between Uncle Ying and I
I just bumped into him
You believe me or not?
I know...l believe you
Actually, Shui played a prank on you
He told you to go to Sun Po Kong for ID card
You know about Uncle Ying's story
Except Granny Deaf, everyone could hear it
Actually, to be honest
Even if you had not been there
He would not pick Aunt up
Then...now that your aunt is back
You will go to stay with her?
That's bad
But Mrs Ming and others are nice
They are good to you
I know, I have not blamed them
They are not my relatives
They don't owe me anything
But I can feel it
They are actually good to me
They let me stay here
Actually I just don't want them to have this misunderstanding
But I know
I have my share of responsibility
But I don't mean it
My look, and my figure
It is easy for people to have this misunderstanding
That I am an immoral woman
I don't think there is a correlation
You shouldn't judge a woman's character by her look and figure
I have seen some ugly and slutty women
They are truly awful
Really?
Here I kiss your cheek
And the nose
Sleep with you?
How naughty
All right, let me think about it
Don't be so long-winded, bye
All right, bye
Morning Morning
My boyfriend I guessed
Today is Sunday, your day off
Right
You have anywhere to go today?
I have no boyfriend, I am a Wallflower
Wallflower?
I have no taker
Then go with me
Let me introduce my boyfriend to you
Boss, cheaper please
Miss, just 300 dollars It is very cheap already
I only make a profit of 30 dollars
All right, when can it be delivered?
What about now?
Your boyfriend is very good to you?
His family took care of me when I first came here
Aunt, aunt
You are back
Pa, Gau is here
Aunt
Cousin... Good boy...
Uncle
Gau, you are back Yes, Uncle
Let me introduce
This is my best friend
Miss Yuen Toi Yuk
Miss Yuen
Siu Kuen, a kiss
Yuk, my boyfriend, he is clingy
Oh yes, Aunt
Don't put the newspaper on
The table is meant to be used
No
Look, it is so smooth
It will easily get scratched
Mom my, more rice
Still more?
What's wrong with you?
You already had a second helping
The dishes are delicious
Cousin, you should come back more often
We only have roasted goose when you are here
How rude
We have a guest here
Now you look you a kid from E...something
Ethiopia
Right. . . how rude
No more, you are already full
Let me do it
No...let me, let me
It is hot here, go outside
Yes, cooler outside
Be quick...come on
They are so happy Yes
Yes, we are happy
You little devil
Cousin, will you stay the night?
Me?
Even if she stays the night
She won't sleep with you
You kick others in your sleep
I promise not to kick
I want to hear Monkey King story
Well...
All right, you listen
You go inside first
Let we have a chat first
Then I tell you story, all right?
All right
For how long?
Yes, for how long?
Half an hour All right
Now go in...
Good...
Be careful
Fol low your brother
Good
They are my only relatives in Hong Kong
They are the only people that care for me
Is it too crowded for you?
Hush...
Don't wake Gau
She has had a long journey
She must be tired
No more talking, go to sleep
It is embarrassing
She must have thought that
You have married a wealthy guy
But you have married a poor guy
Come on, why say such things?
We are not the only poor people in Hong Kong
Being poor is not a crime
We are happy
Oh yes, now that she is here
We have to buy her necessities
Of course
We should put the washing machine on hold
You have to do the laundry for a bit longer
I know
She is my niece
I know what to do
They still have not bought the washing machine
When I have saved enough money
I will buy them a fully automatic one
Only after I came here
Then I know not all Hong Kong people are rich
It was not easy for me to come here
I want to make it big here
Yes
I think they are a happy family
But to me, it is not enough
I have to work very hard
I hope that one day
They can be happy but not poor
You are greedy
Yes, I am
But I know
I have to fight for it
I can't just sit here with flowed arms
Folded arms
Right, folded arms
I won't become rich just be sitting here with folded arms
My mother once said
If you will work hard, you will succeed
Time's up!
Go in...story time
Yes
It is retribution
With an opening line like this
Who is the one to be scolded?
Is it not?
She is my younger sister
But don't you tell others you are my younger sister
Looking at you
Others will think I am some freak
Don't be so hyperbolic
You are young looking only
No, it is my good fortune
I have not married a husband that sees me as his servant
I have told you
To marry a male-chauvinist is self-tenure
You have to work in the salted fish store Day after day
Aunt, ours is a grocery store
Whatever
All you see is dried goods
How can you not dried up?
You work from 6 in the morning till 8 in the evening
Lately we stay open till 10 pm
So it is 6 to 10?
You should go to the Labour Department and sue him
They are a couple
How can you sue him?
When he broke his leg with a stool
I wonder if he saw her as his wife
He took it out on the stool only
I failed to duck in time
You failed to duck his punches either
You called me for help
It was that time you gathered a legion of 30 women for a rescue mission?
Not only that, I even called the police
But someone refused to open the door
And the door was later kicked open
But she told the police
That she fell down in her shower
He is my husband after all
For that husband of yours
You betrayed me
The police called me a troublemaker
And you cut us off since
Honey
You were too petty this time
Sis, he is like that
He is fiery in temper
But he is a decent man
It is his temper, he pulls no punches
Sometimes he slaps a mosquito so hard he gives himself bruises
Now that he is older, he is mellower
All right, you don't have to cover for him
If he were so nice
His daughter wouldn't have been here
Auntie, give it a break have a piece of melon
All right, thank you
It is sweet
Honey, have a piece
No, thanks, melon gives me an itchy throat
See, it is like melon
Some finds it sweet Some gets an itchy throat
We all have our preference
That's it
You should get it
He sucks up to you, what for?
I get it
Actually Yuk is not that young
Really
You really
Yuk, have a piece of melon
Thank you
You go to the kitchen with me
What is it? Come on
See how cozy they are
They sure make a pretty pair
If they hit it off
We will be related on both sides
What is it?
They are talking about it
We shouldn't stay there, it is embarrassing
It is better for us to go away
Shui, you free this evening?
Of course
I want you to meet me in the restaurant nearby
I have something to talk with you
Will be right there
But girls are independent
It is up to them to decide
Cut the iceberg into two
Why suppress your love?
You know it
Relationship depends on communication
Bingo
I know I ask you here to talk about it
It is a bit of a surprise
I love surprises
Let us order our drinks first
What is this Immersed in Love?
Honey with lime
Good, two
And what else?
I have eaten
Lover's T-bone steak Sure
It is meant to be shared? Yes
Thank you
It is not filly, I like the name
Actually, I have long felt that you and l...
You have wronged Yu Gau No...
You really have wronged Yu Gau
I am not talking about Yu Gau...
But you really have wronged Yu Gau
Your pa
He never meant to pick up your granny
He bumped into her only
If you had not fooled her into going to Sun Po Kong for her ID card
He wouldn't have bumped into her
But still
She should keep her distance
You pa thought that he would lose face if he picked her up
You know your granny's character
Even if he had gone to pick her up
It wouldn't have ended up as you thought
He did the wrong thing first
He should admit it
What's wrong is wrong
You can't deny it
But your mom has left him
She has not given him a chance
He made a mistake
But he has suffered for it
All right, let us not talk about it
Let us go back to business, all right?
That's why I asked you to come here
I have things to talk with you
First, I hope you won't see Yu Gau in that light again
No problem
Second, I hope you will patch up with your pa
Sure
And...that's it
Third
That's it
But you said relationship depends on Communication
Your relationship with your pa
You need to communicate more
You mean my pa and l...
More communication
Communication
Sir, Immersed in Love
Yuk has a crush on me
If something is impossible
No matter how many times you say it It won't come true
She asked me out for tea
Yuk took the initiative? That's a surprise
You know what drink she ordered?
What? Immersed in Love
You know what entry she ordered?
What?
Lovers' T-bone steak
Now I don't know what to do
Cousin
Let me remind you
Yuk takes things seriously
If you don't love her, don't give her ideas
You have to get it straight
It is not my fault
She was quite explicit
Really? Don't you make things up
What are you going to do?
It is hard to say no
I have to give her a way to step down
Thanks
Hi
It is you Yes
What is it? About last time
I think what you said is right
So this time
I think we should sit down
And talk about it more
As for...
Buddy, you done with your talk or not?
If yes, then place your bet
What has it got to do with you?
I am right behind you
I am in a hurry, would you please be quick?
All right...
Tonight at 7:30
Tai Tai Theatre, right at the street corner
What a pest
Be quick, really Have you eaten?
Hey... See you at the gate
Shui...
It feels so good
Yuk, you really are a good girl
You are good in nature
You have so much patience for an old woman
You know my pa and my mom really test your patience
Oh yes, Mrs Ming
Are you free this evening?
Movie? 7:30 show
What a coincidence
I am having dinner with some old friends
Then it will be wasted
Why bought it beforehand?
You think Brother Tin is free?
Brother Tin?
What an old fool I am
A movie is just two hours
I am available
But you said you will have dinner with...
I can manage
Why show up so early, cousin?
Someone forced me to see the 7:30 movie You know
The iceberg? The iceberg is on fire
She insisted I go to the movie with her
I said I was not free
She said she wouldn't take this for an answer
But I said I really didn't have the time
I turned and run
But she jumped over and grabbed my left leg
I ran but she wouldn't let go
I dragged her for a block
But she still wouldn't let go
I stomped on her But she still wouldn't let go
She said if I didn't say yes she wouldn't let go
Have you seen anything like this before?
I have never seen anything like this before
So you are reluctant to go
Then why you come back so early to change?
I mean to look shabby
Or she will think I take it seriously
It is only 4
A long time to go before 7:30
Let her wait
But she asked for it
lam known as the ladykiller of all time
But she comes to me on her own
Serves her right, see you Bye
Aunt Shui, leaving?
Mrs Ming Tin
Boss, the customer asks
If the Chinese style steak can be changed to sweet and sour rib
Sure, no problem
Hello, hottie
No 346, Cheng, which is his room?
No 3
Please come with me
Thank you, hottie
These men can't stop flirting for a moment
They are always like this
But they used to flirt with you
lam just kidding
I know, you are smitten by her mole
It may look sexy at first
But in time, a mole will become a black bean
I have something more valuable here
What do you mean?
Yuk made a circuitous way to ask you out for a movie this evening
Yuk?
7:30 show?
How did you know?
You two have telepathy?
Don't tell me you are not free
How will I miss such a good show?
I definitely will go
Don't take advantage of the darkness
And take advantage of her
That is a black bean
This is a black pearl
Much more valuable
Really
Potato chips
Preserved lemon
Preserved pl um
Kumquat
Another pack of preserved plum
A can of soda
No...two
No, one
How much? 20 dollars
Straw One piece or two?
One
No, two
Thank you
Please, put them in my pocket
Thank you
What a coincidence
I thought you were forced to come
How come you bought so many snacks for her?
No, they are for myself
A can of soda but two pieces of straw?
What is going on?
I can drink faster
It is about time
I won't wait a second more
Look
The corner seat of the last row
What is she up to?
That's good
Your snore won't disturb me
She gave the ticket to you?
Cousin, it is to your advantage
You don't want to be with her anyway
Right?
Now tell me, what is the movie we are going to see?
Love You Tenderly
What? Love You Tenderly
Love You Tenderly?
I want to see this one
But two tickets cost 50 dollars
Buddy, you are lucky
We have two tickets here
Our treat
Love You Tenderly
More suitable to you young men, right?
Free tickets? Let us go... Free...
Not even a thank you
Let us go home to sleep
Let us go see the other movie
What is it?
Hotter Than Hot
Whatever you say
Can you be more coherent?
That movie will be so censored
It won't be coherent either
Let us try out luck
What an apt title
Now I am hotter than hot
It really was a rip-off
I...l really am...
I go to buy a pack of cigarette
This one is too light
Back from the movie?
Yes, so late?
I went to evening school
I meant to tell him
But he didn't give me the chance
I understand
I have not told you beforehand
And I asked Mrs Ming to give you the ticket
It is all right, you in trouble only
Mrs Ming thought you asked me out
Mrs Ming, I am back
You are back Yes
Anything happened?
What would happen?
Was the movie good?
I don't know, I fell asleep
It was boring
Basically it is made up of two movements
Taking the clothes off, putting on clothes
I didn't know
Girls nowadays like this kind of movie
But whatever
She asked you out for a movie
Right
You should do something in return
She goes to evening school carrying just a manila envelope
Poor girl Poor girl
You should buy her a bag
She has an interview in a bank
She needs one
Mr Li is here
Mr Chan is waiting in Rm 11
Please come with me, over here
Heard it?
She goes to evening school on Monday Wednesday and Friday
What has it got to do with me?
Bag
What has it got to do with me?
What has it got to do with you
Come, have some more
That's enough, I am full
Now you live next door
Soups will not come so handy
It really is savory
It has been simmered for long?
The whole morning
It is beiqi and black chicken
Good for women
Yuk, you like my soup
I like your massage
If only we could live together
Like a family
Tin may be quiet
But he is good in nature
Morning all
Morning, Shui
Oh yes, thanks for the bag
You find it good? Yes
How much is it? Let me repay you
Less than two grand, no big deal?
Two grand?
I know you wouldn't buy it yourself
But it suits you
Right
Just this once, no next time
Mrs Ming, I have to go Bye
Good
Good, the bag
Where is your loyalty?
You don't need a bag
How can you get jealous over it?
Don't covet thy friend's wife
You have not heard of it?
She is not yet Tin's wife
But you shouldn't try to steal her
'up-
Sis, what do you mean?
As for courting girls
The better man wins
I have my eyes on her first
You have your eyes on her first
Ask her to marry you
How unreasonable
ls breakfast ready?
Tin, not a moment too soon
What is it?
Let me tell you
Your cousin is a bad man
He tries to steal Yuk from you
Yuk?
Mrs Ming, you are mistaken
What mistaken?
If she doesn't care for you
Why she asked you out for a movie?
Yuk didn't ask me out
Shui asked her out
But she was not free So she gave you the ticket
And you thought she was asking me out
That's the story
There is nothing between Yuk and me
Heard it?
You shut up, let me be your spokesman
You heard it?
You think your son is Valentino?
Pull no punches
What a lashing tongue
Right
All right, just go ahead
Let Yuk see there are men and there are men
See who is the prince and who is the frog
Thank you, Aunt Cutie
Thank you, Cousin Frog
Yu Gau
Brother Tin
You thought I tried to pick you up?
Even if people ogle at you
You still have to mind the coming cars
That's it
You have evening classes here?
What do you study?
Accountancy and English
Every soon we won't be able to afford you
Can I get off here? Of course
Thank you Bye...
What a coincidence